The Secret to Women
I have
discovered the secret to women and I am going to share it with you. I know this
is one that has plagued men for generations and I am going to reveal it here. I
am going to expose it for the low, low price of $19.95 and I take all major
credit cards, as well as some minor ones. If you do not want to know, if you
prefer that it stay a secret since you do not want this life-altering
information then stop reading and go back to your ordinary life where you are
mystified by women. Go on, scram.
Still
there?
Okay,
here it is:
Women
are people. That is the big secret. Shocking I know.
Some
women are good, some are not.
Some
are kind, some are not.
Some
are happy, some are not.
Some
donate time to charities, some do not.
Some
are in the WNBA, some are not.
Some
have chosen to get married, some have not.
Some
think I am crazy—okay, they all do that.
The
point is that women are just like men. They have hopes and hates, dreams and
desires. Women want to be successful, accepted, loved, have good relationships,
be understood and acknowledged. All the same things men want. This makes me
wonder why there are so many derogatory names for women and so few for men. Men
and women both do many idiotic things but women have labels attached to them
when they do it. Men are just laughed at but no label is attached to the
action. Is there a male equivalent to tramp or whore? Also, if a man doesn’t
get married it is okay, but if a woman makes that choice people think something
is wrong with her.
One
problem I have noticed is that it is not always men doing the degrading. Woman
can do just as much to hurt their own gender. Some women choose to judge other
women based on fashion and beauty rather than positive qualities such as
generosity and intelligence. “Girl, you look so pretty today,”is what might get said instead of “You did okay on that presentation but I know
you’ll do better next time.”
Yes, I know women differ from men in a
biological sense. Women can have babies and men cannot. That is one thing I am
confused about. One would think that the gender responsible from keeping the
species going would be held in higher regard and not treated as less than.
Yes, I
know there are other biological differences such as women having breasts (well,
some men do but they are not supposed to as far as I know) and women handling
certain situations differently. This does not mean women are better than men or
will make better leaders than men. Well, women won’t refer to rape as
legitimate and there won’t be as many female politicians sending pictures of
their anatomy to interns. Hmmm, maybe they are better leaders.
Disclaimer:
The secret to women may change at any time and this secret
does not guarantee accuracy to the nature of women. The writer bears no
responsibility for any action taken by a woman upon a person who claims to know
the secret of women. Men may use this statement at their own risk and the
writer bears no liability for injuries sustained.
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