So here are some startling facts about things I have
noticed.
More
people do not read this blog than do. That is a terrible statistic and it
horrifies me but it is true.
63% of
Americans have admitted to wearing sandals at one time. That is a horrible
statistic. Also, 14% of people have worn sandals and black socks together.
Those 14% just look stupid. If you want to cover your feet, just put on a pair
of shoes.
3% of
cats think they are better than humans. The other 97% KNOW they are better than
humans. 100% of cats love you more when you have something they want like
turkey or chicken or anything that smells delicious.
99% of
the people I know pretend they don’t know me. The other 1% are in training.
Breakfast
bowls have over 100% of your daily recommended cholesterol allowance. That
means one serving is all the cholesterol you need for a whole day. It means you
cannot eat anything else that contains cholesterol. Thanks, breakfast bowls.
98% of
Americans have stepped on the crack and broken their mother’s back. 72% of
these mothers have sued and won. The other 28% sued and lost.
4 out
of 5 dentists do not want me in their offices. The fifth dentist realized that
the amount of work needing to be done can pay his kid’s college education.
100%
more people use the internet than those who lived 100 years ago.
18% of
the people I know believe I am a horrible, horrible person. In other news, 82%
of the people I know are wrong.
1 out
of every 1,000 people has been brutally attacked by flying fish. There are now
support groups for these individuals as they try to put their lives back
together.
32% of
gynecologists are male. In a related story 32% of gynecologists shouldn’t be
trusted.
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